This is spam. I have received 200 million New Year greetings from people I do not know. They claim to have voted for me.

It was lovely blogging for you beautiful people. I promise to stay insane in the coming years.

My best wishes for 2006. Have a great year,

Atal Bihari Vajpayee said that henceforth Lal Kishenchand Advani and Pramod Mahajan will be the Ram-Laxman of the party instead of Vajpayee and Advani. I bet I am Ravan since Soniaji will need a gender change for the role.

All the best to all of you for the upcoming last day of the year. Some of you will stagger your way into the new year, some of you will hangover into the new year and some will watch mediocre television programs into the new year. It is also Ok to wake up at 6.00 am on 1st January and make new year resolutions.

All the best guys.

Actor-writer-producer-director and an old bore Dev Anand is ready with yet another film titled “Mr. Prime Minister”. Who is the one woman he has discovered for this flick who will keep showing her cleavage in this movie is all I want to know.

Can I sue this guy? Honestly after such a series of flops he should stop making movies and re-release “Guide” every month.

Sri Lankan President Rajapakse met me. He too has problem with Virgin Tamilian women, all with AK47. Nice chap. I think we should send some soldiers and gun down a few LTTE creeps as a part of the peace process.

Things are so boring around here, I will watch BJP bickering on television tonight.

The year 2005 has been a good one for Bollywood. Of the 240 films released, around 17 (less than 10%) made money for their producers and distributors.

Politicians fared better, almost all made money and only Natwar lost his job.

Businesses were doing fine in 2005. Cumulative tax paid by employees exceeded the tax paid by the promoters. Salaries kept increasing tempting all promoters to take up jobs in their own companies.

Investigative journalism also did well. Cameras were all over the place trapping cops, actors, politicians, businessmen and bureaucrats doing what they have been doing since independence. We are still waiting for a corrupt journalist to be caught in camera getting paid to fudge a story.

As a Prime Minister I am not concerned about all this. My concern is with Mahinda Rajapakse who is in India on state visit. My worry is that he will ask me about some obscure Tamil Politician supporting LTTE. He will also ask me to do something about this obscure Tamil Politician. But looks like that will not be the case. I checked out his team. It includes senior ministers A.H.M. Fowzie (transport & petroleum), Jeyeraj Fernandopulle ( trade and highways), Ferial Ashraff (housing), Felix Perera (fisheries), Rohitha Abeygunawardana (overseas employment) and Vadivel Suresh (health). Wonderful…this is a team I can chat economics with for hours. Screw LTTE!

In the year 2006, I plan to request Dholakia to start the following courses in IIM-A

MBA – Master of business Attitude for Marwari businessmen
MBA – Master of business Aesthetics for all shopkeepers including the panwalal
MBA – Master of business Aptitude for all Bengali communist
MBA – Master of business Action for all government babus
MBA – Master of business Abstain for all politicians
MBA – Master of business Alleviation to all Tobacco and booze companies
MBA – Master of business Advertising to Reliance Telecom
MBA – Master of business Allocation to all backward classes

The list is long…I have work to do and miles to go before I sleep. Quite a few list have to be made before the year ends…


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