Sundays have an adverse impact on Tiwari. He made curd rice for breakfast He also asked me if Kansa did not want to let Devaki, and Vasudeva have their eight child, why did he not put them in separate cells in the prison.

I told him I had more important work to do like running the nation. I also told him that I am a Sardarji Economist Prime Minister and I eat parathas for breakfast!

Mahajan goes under CT scan. Reservation policy is under students scan. Banks are under SEBI scan. Mokama Anant Kumar Singh is under media scan. We are a nation under a scan.

I have been scanning for channels for the Al-Qaeda number two’s new video.

I spoke to Natwar last evening. I told him if he maligns the congress party by telling the truth, Soniaji will never take him back.

Have a good weekend. Do not drink too much. Drive carefully. Males in Delhi are specifically requested to not rape anyone. Police force in Mumbai is also requested to refrain from raping. Arjun should maintain his stoic silence over the weekend…and for the rest of his life.

May 1st we will start with Court hearings, Water and Medha Watt!

Talking about “Water”, Ventakesh my valet told me that Deepa’s movie has Lisa Ray in it. From Raj Kapoor to Deepa Mehta, the challenges of the Indian censor board have not changed.

Kapoor se Deepa tak

Jai Hind!

Infosys is the world’s 32nd most innovative firm. It is the only software company involved in building controversial airports.

Nandan ko gusa kyo ata hai?

SEBI cracks down on Indian Banks. All have been flouting norms! Some of them even requested the use of Firefox browser for trading!

Some of the banks under SEBI scanner are ICICI Bank, Standard Chartered Bank, UTI Bank, Kotak Mahindra Bank, Indusind Bank, Citibank, Stock Holding Corporation Of India, BNP Paribas, SSKI Investor Services and UCO Bank. Rs 3 million reward announced to name a bank which is not in the list of banned DP’s.

Election commission may notice this strong act of regulation, integrity and honesty as a political ploy. May equate it to an offer of free rice for one life time!

Nice to be home! I really feel like a Prime Minister today. Rahul is in UP!

Uzbek philosopher and poet Alisher Navoi, said 565 years ago: “May the earth be an abode of delight, pleasure, songs and orchards, May peace ascend to throne of the world, and let all the peoples gather for its feast.”

I am back in Indian and need such dreams. So does Nepal, Sir Lanka, Pakistan, Afghanistan….we need to move to a better neighborhood.

Harvard sophomore Kaavya Viswanathan’s plagiarized some sections for her book ‘How Opal Mehta Got Kissed, Got Wild, and Got a Life’, from two novels. Megan F. McCafferty, the 2001 book ‘Sloppy Firsts’ and the 2003 novel ‘Second Helpings’. The campus newspaper the Harvard Crimson broke this story. I am impressed. Have these chaps running the Harvard Crimson heard of Bollywood?

Lalu told me that he will be careful while writing his memoirs. Inadvertently plagiarizing from memoirs of other Bihari leaders may tarnish his image as an intellectual. Other Bihari leader? Must have meant Rabri! or is it Chanakya?

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