Thirumavalavan of Dalit Panthers of India (DPI), was on a daylong hunger strike yesterday against the red-carpet reception given to Rajapakse.

I do not like the word Panthers or Tigers in the name of any organization. They sound very militant. Panthers and Tigers can like each other as much as they want but to me they seem to be man-eaters.

I met the CEOs of a few multinational corporations at home. We had pav wada for a change. Tiwari was at his best. The CEO hissed, as they sucked in air between clamped lips to sooth the tongue that was on fire after the garlic chatni hit the right taste bud. I told then the reform process was on and we have started by giving complete independence to the chief chef of 7, Race Course road. Our reforms have to be inclusive. All Indians must have a role and benefit from it irrespective of how much hissing these guys do.

Sharadchandra Govindrao Pawar to resign!. Will allow him to focus more on cricket.

His current assignment as Food and Agriculture Union Minister, with additional charge of Consumer Affairs and the Public Distribution System has been distributed.

Sehwag to get charge of Public Distribution System because it is functioning like the Indian Cricket team.

Tendulkar to get charge of consumer affairs with a couple of billions in endorsements at stake.

Agriculture ministry will shift to South Africa. Moving the agriculture ministry there will get the South African cricketers to play like Indians. This is as per the suggestion from Dalmia.

“Terrorists know no religion,” I said while addressing a seminar on ‘Law, Terrorism and Development’ organized in connection with National Law Day.

Brilliant thought is it not? I wowed everyone with my originality, innovation and creative solution! What an profound thought! Thank you.

Did you know that religion may soon be a bigger killer then road accidents and cardiac arrests combined?

Good God. Another match! I am sweating.

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