Today is neutral Tuesday. I want to say some notorious things which might sound that I am supporting Raj and his bull shit about chucking North Indians out of Mumbai. Unfortunately, as a Secular Sardarji Economist Prime Minister, I have a brain unlike many politicians from UP and Bihar (oops…will the secular media please ignore this) and it is always useful to see the other side of the things.

Bashing people belonging to any religion or region happens when they do something which hurt other people.

In Mumbai, some folks eat a lot of pan, they sell a lot of pan, they spit a lot of pan, they do not have good manners, the taxi and rickshaw drivers try to fleece you when you hire them form the airport, some people stink when they stand next to you in the train, they do not speak Hindi in the Mumbaiya style and finally if they go on a holiday they return after 6 months. Now this is not good enough reason for bashing anyone.

Just imagine if the bhaiya did not eat pan and was decent sort of a guy who smiled and helped all, could Raj have whipped up the emotions of his stupid party men and women?

Same thing about Muslims, it is there aggressive wearing of the religion on the sleeve which makes them unpopular.

Have I provoked you?

Right to education bill, which I plan to table in the parliament, guarantees free and compulsory education to every child aged between 6 and 14. This is nice. Arjun and I are pleased with this. Along with this we are also planning a right to intelligent parents’ bill. This is necessary as it has been statistically proved that stupid parents do not send their kids to school. The child needs intelligent parents and it is a human right.

Survival is the key. And survival is what we cook.
Monday, February 18, 2008 is a key day in the history of Pakistan. As the Pakistani go to vote, Former ISI chief says that there is a likelihood of an Iran type revolution in Pakistan. I really have no problems with revolutions in Pakistan if US continues to keep the Pakistani nuclear arsenal under their control.

Kis kis ko safe karo ge?

As a Sardarji Economist Prime Minister I am surprised at what I got handed for inspiration this morning. Quotes from Chanakya, the Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC.

“A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and Honest people are victimised first.”

“Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous.”

“The biggest guru-mantra is: Never share your secrets with anybody. ! It will destroy you.”

“There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no Friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth.”

“Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions – Why am I doing it, What the results might be and Will I be successful. Only when you think deeply and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead.”

“As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it.”

“Once you start a working on something, don’t be afraid of failure and don’t abandon it. People who work sincerely are the happiest.”

“The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind. But the goodness of a person spreads in all direction.”

“A man is great by deeds, not by birth.”

“Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years. For the next five years, scold them.
By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend. Your grown up children are your best friends.”

“Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person.”

“Education is the best friend. An educated person is respected everywhere. Education beats the beauty and the youth.”

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