Narendrabhai Modi has urged me to request the nation to observe a weekly fast. This will save food and bring the inflation under control.

Ok so here it goes…My dear Gujarati’s, please fast once a week. Your leader wants you to. Mr. Modi says this is good for the country, and as you know, Modi knows what is good for the country. So please, please stay hungry for a day every week and help the nation.

Alternatively, if all Gujaratis become Jains the price rice will come to a grinding halt. “We shall not eat anything that eats, breaths or grows underneath my feet!”


I cannot make such a ridiculous request to people in other States. Congress is still hopeful of winning a few seats in these places.

The Great Indian Write off-Farmers loan Rs 60,000 Cr. Just reminding the cabinet of a key decision during the budget as we look at the Petrol price. Even if we win the next election, who wants to be the PM or the FM for that matter…
As a Secular Sardarji Economist Prime Minister, I and my FM have taken very smart political decisions.

My gardener is quite smart. He belongs to the Scheduled Tribe which resides in Delhi. My cook is also from a scheduled tribe. He has lived in Bangalore, Chennai and Jaipur. The Indian professional, particularly from the technology sector deserves a Scheduled Tribe status. Never stayed in one location for more than 2 years. Truly tribal.
Traditionally, the Gurjars belong to the Kshatriya varna. You may recall Lord Rama, Lord Krishna, Lord Buddha and Lord Mahavira all belonged to Kshatriya varna. The Gujjars are tribal warriors. Sardar Patel was also a Gujjar.

All this means that Vasudhara has had it.

As a Sardarji Economist Prime Minister, I only hope that BJP loose the elections. Gujjars can become a extremely nomadic tribe under Colonel Kirori Singh Bainsla after that. Till then they are not a tribe. No way! I mean do tribes have stationary existence on railway tracks?

Stationary but on Track

Meanwhile, you can check the Gujjars on line….http://www.gurjarsonline.com/

We discussed all this in our cabinet meeting and had the law ministry reject the demand of Gujjars becoming a tribe before the elections.

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