“It [the blasts] is a conspiracy to divert attention from the cash-for-votes scandal and to bring back the Muslims who had gone away because of the pro-American nuclear deal

We have Swaraj. Bol India Bol! Bhindas Bol!

Opps..even he does not like the story!

Whenever I have a day like this and I do not feel like a Secular Sardarji Economist Prime Minister, I just post a picture from the great Congress archives. This time I had the CBI dig into the CPI (M) file since they are my enemies and look what we found!It may not be news but it is not a part of the public disclosures by NDTV.

Dr. Prannoy Roy of NDTV is married to Radhika Roy who is the sister of Brinda Karat. Prannoy is also the cousin of Arundhati Roy. Did Soniaji know about all this before she gave the Padma Shree to Barkha?

Amar Singh and his bunch are not joining my government. 18 other bombs were also defused in Surat.

As a Secular Sardarji Economist Prime Minister I do not know much about explosives. I was impressed with the ease that these bombs planted on treetops and behind hoardings were discovered and defused in Surat. The process of defusing the bomb looked easier than opening a can of beans.

This one was defused with a can opener.

These bombs do not look like the imported Islamic bombs. Imported Islamic bombs have RDX. These have Ammonium Nitrate, which is also used in manufacture of fertilizers! This is expected to defuse our courage to blame ISI.

I have to give it to Narendrabhai. He really made me feel like a Prime Minister. I have never met anyone who can ignore Soniaji while she stands a few meters away. Thank you Narendrabhai. Only fools can ignore you, Narendrabhai.

I inquired with Narendrabhai if he had got the visa to USA. He wanted to know if I could take it up with Bush since I am really close to him.

Meanwhile some of the Paki soldiers came across the LOC and shot our solider. I had left Ahmedabad by that time or Narendrabhai would have pointed out this information to me every 3 minutes.

But ignoring Soniaji..hehehehe…this man has guts eh?

I am going to be in Ahmadabad tomorrow. I do not think Narendrabhai is going to be very happy to see me. He considers me a Pseudo Secular Sardarji Economist Prime Minister who is working for a Italian lady who considers him a “Maut ka Saudagar”

Discussions with Narendrabhai are difficult. He will ask me questions like, if we make all Muslims in India government employees will the terrorist attack stop? Or if we make them as rich as they are in Saudi Arabia will these attacks end? Does the great fiction writer of Ramayana Valmiki deserve Sahitya Akademi Award after Ramu Sethu is destroyed? What is my opinion about all the Sardarjis carrying swords on railway platforms in Mumbai during the Dara episode? Were all of them secular? If Islam is the only religion and we are all Kefirs, will it best if we all converted to Islam to maintain peace? Has the person necessarily have to be Hindu to be a Maut ka Saudagar?

It is very difficult to discuss anything with him particularly since he has now started taking interest in economics.

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