His shoulder is healing…so is my heart…

I am the Sharukh of Indian Politics. I could become the PM without being a part of any clan. Talent man! It counts ! 1 out of 10 million people succeed in India because of talent and hard work. Rest are a part of a clan…

This is so true for the Indian film industry that even Wikipedia has a page on this

A typical Clan…

Lyricist Javed Akhtar married script writer Honey Irani. His second wife is actress Shabana Azmi. The net result….

  • Javed Akhtar an Urdu poet, lyricist and scriptwriter
  • Honey Irani an award-winning screenwriter….(first wife of Javed Akhtar)
  • Shabana Azmi an actresses and actress activist. (second wife of Javed Akhtar)
  • Kaifi Azmi a Urdu and Hindi lyricist, poet and songwriter….(father of Shabana Azmi)
  • Farhan Akhtar could do a lot of things because of his birthright (son of Javed and Honey)
  • Zoya Akhtar a director.(daughter of Javed and Honey)
  • Tabu -acted till married to expand clan (niece of Shabana Azmi)
  • Farah Khan…made a lot of folks dance till she directed nothing less than Sharukh
    (niece of Javed Akhtar)
  • Sajid Khan is the adopted son of Indian film producer Mehboob Khan, founder of Mehboob Studios, in India….(nephew of Javed Akhtar). He is also funny.
  • Baba Azmi cinematographer (brother of Shabana Azmi)
  • Tanvi Azmi actress (wife of Baba Azmi)

Some other clans which have known to control a lot of things….

A member of sucessfull clan in USA…this one may be a Bharat Ratna
This budget, we have earmarked a sum of Rs 1,120 crore to meet the expenses for the general elections. In these times of recession we cannot afford this. Would you mind if we nominate Soniaji to select a PM? As it is, eventually she chooses the PM…
I am very happy with the budget. Only Rahulbaba could stay awake throughout the speech. One MP fainted. One snored and could be heard over Pranabda’s voice….

Done! Since Raju Shrivastav is joining the congress we will have him read the budget speech in future..

The budget reader…Raju or Lalu…one of the two!

This is not a college ID photo with the CBI! This is on the application for my job!

What did Rahul baba say about Valentine’s day while he was in Gujarat? Here its is “I do not believe in Valentine’s Day, at the same time I have no problem with people celebrating it. There should not be one day to show that you care for somebody.”

Rahulbaba does not celebrates Valentine’s Day in Gujjuland.

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