The most exciting news that came to my table this morning other than Jaswant going totally basaltic and renaming BJP as Klu Klax Klan, is that Maharashtra Government is going to put up a statue of Shivaji taller than the Statue of Liberty. Now tell me…what do you think Maya Madam is going to do about this competition? Maya Madam has declared that she will be taller than any Liberty biberty. Shivaji…hmmmm…what caste eh?
- National Advisory Council with Soniaji as the head will be back to monitor me.
- We will find out if the Railway cash surplus is Rs 8,361 crore or Rs 88,946 crore as claimed by Laluji then we will go after Lalu.
- Air India and Indian Airlines merged and are now going under.We will fish them out. Praful will be the bait and will be eaten in this. Or NCP will merge with us?
- Kapil Sibal’s new education policy will more intelligent than those derived by middle class admi working in Levers.
- Land Acquisition bill will be proposed by Mamta Banerjee. All communist land should go first.
- Since we have said it, we will foment some trouble in Baluchistan
- We will finalize Rahul Gandhi’s entry plan into my office by September 2010.