These type of headlines send chills up my spine. Please note that this is headline is not about a Fake PMO site or a Fake PM site. It is about a thief. This is a honest fake site and that was a dishonest fake site. Please do not trust dishonest fake sites.

Now you may wonder how do you know the difference between a honest and a dishonest fakes site. It is simple, you enjoy visiting a honest fake site!

I am going to take Barack Obama to the Taj Mahal. He to took me to the memorial of Martin Luther King and gave me a does of of American history.

I am going also going to take him to Agra and explain to him that Shah Jahan, a Mughal Emperor was grief-stricken when his third wife, Mumtaz Mahal, a Persian princess, died during the birth of their 14th child, and he built Taj Mahal in her memory. No, I have no idea what happened after the other 3 wives died nor what happened to the children. But I know the full name of Shah Jahan is A’la Azad Abul Muzaffar Shahab ud-Din Mohammad Khurram and Barack’s full name is  Barack Hussein Obama!

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As you know, I am very secular. I have transformed Gujarat into one of the most secular state in the country. If you have noticed in Vibrant Gujarat summit we have welcomed many pseudo-secular like Akilesh. Our secularism includes pseudo-secularism.

I really do not have to say. Je sui Charlie, because it is a fact! But….

France has an issue with kids wearing hijab to school and had the audacity to ban it! Hijab is definitely a part of a religion so if that can be banned, why not someone who is lampooning a religion? If they were fine with the hijab then lampooning would have been fair game, but now they have become pseudo-seculars.

I wonder if Charlie did a cartoon on banning of hijab and turbans in France.

Like everyone , we condemn the violence, but will France examine it’s pseudo secularism? Here is a picture, 2 of the 4 are not ok as per law in France. But poking fun at god is ok?

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I really have nothing new to say on 01 Jan 2015. It is all ABCD – Another Boring and Common Day. We have some issue with MBBS – Ministerial Banned and Blocked Sites which my bureaucrats will resolve as soon as the ISIS – Indian Sensitive and India Serving  cell from our DOT -Department of Transformation (History, Internet and Education)  gives a clean chit.

We have been working hard with to make Amit by a CBI – Clean Before Indicted and have succeeded in the last part of the year. Meanwhile, I am also working on INDIA – Involve Noted Desis In Action – so  we have everyone from Bachan to Anilbhai cleaning streets.

I really wanted to change the nation, but let us start with a few empowering acronyms. Will let me not do that? Is it not secular?

Meanwhile, I just want to know if Vijay Mallya and his team have released the KingFisher Calendar for 2015 and is it full of SIC – Secular Indian Chicks!

What happened to the KingFisher Calendar 2015

What happened to the KingFisher Calendar 2015